Friday, February 01, 2013

Legal Warning

From a description of in-room spa service at the Las Vegas Wynn:

For a truly relaxing experience, enjoy a massage in the comfort of your room or suite.  Please note, our therapists adhere to all Nevada state and local laws.

Oh bra-VO, anonymous scribe, for saying the thing without saying it.  Las Vegas is a marvelous place, the kind of place where competent hospitality professionals have to be pre-announced as "not prostitutes".

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